Tuesday, September 18, 2007
i suspect that Strudel is gay. why do i think Strudel is gay? because he goes around trying to seduce Junior and Cracker. you know how cats like rubbing against ppl? Strudel does that to Junior AND Cracker [both male dogs by the way] and once he's got their attention he'd plop on the floor and act cute to them. and he doesnt like females cos when Peipei was barking away on the bed he stood up on his hind legs and smacked her. Cadbury, though, seems perfectly straight. Cadbury is a rather handsome cat. :D
Strudel is also a predator. today he killed a lizard and ate it. Maxine Ang saw the whole process and she said she puked out her lunch. Strudel dug the eyes of the lizard out [who knows if it was already dead by then], and chewed up the lizard. the intestines spilled out of the lizard in a blackish form. and kind Strudel left the lizard head on the kitchen floor for Mother Ang to clear up, cos none of us would ever go near that decapitated lizard head. to make things worse, the lizard was a baby. *shudders*
this is Strudel, my gay lizard-murderer.
on a lighter note, Lu Ting finally gave me my long-awaited autograph frm my lovely, cutie-pie wonderfully sensitive.....
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RAO ZI JIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OMGOODNESS *hyperventilates*at first i didnt know why there were so many WOOHOOs but then i found out that's his catchphrase. dont ask me abt that Happy Birthday thing, i guess Lu Ting asked him to write it. i was expecting some small scrawny piece of ppr, but i didnt know he gave me whole A4 ppr! AND AND AND his signature is daaaaaaaaaamn nice ok! looks so professional, haha.
HA, frm the way i'm gushing it's like i got an autograph frm Jay Chou or something. -_-"
after much analysis of his handwriting, i can tell that he is sensitive and conscientious [despite retaining for who knows how many yrs], PLUS he uses the same colour pen as me WAHAHA.
i've nvr understood why ppl like to use blue-coloured pens, man. it just doesnt seem as professional as black pens. blue ballpoint pens are even worse, dont get me started.
anyway, back to RAO ZI JIE, his msg seems like he is a cheerful and friendly person. although he thanked me for my support, i didnt even vote once for him.
cos who knew he'd be out sia! i thought that bloody Benjamin would be out, BAH.
ok enough of RAO ZI JIE, although i shall be dreaming of him tonight, haha.
Zi Bi is getting more and more entertaining each day. he being a teacher is really a waste, he should go and be a stand-up comedian or something. except for his act he would call it a "speech", but actually ppl go there to watch stand-up comedy. :s he should go and do stand-up comedy with Tam! OMG, that's classic man.
Tam seems to be in a bad mood nowadays, heh. luckily there are computers to hide behind during maths. spent half of maths playing with the camera on Han Lim's phone, taking random photos and calling them "artistic". HA!
i have already started to plan what i'm gonna do after promos, and promos havent even started yet. the post-promo timetable is really damn shitty, we collect our overall promo results on 23rd October. look at the top right hand corner of the screen, under my profile. what do you see?
it's either gonna be a very happy birthday or a very miserable birthday for me. :(
anyway.
things to do after promos:
Strudel is also a predator. today he killed a lizard and ate it. Maxine Ang saw the whole process and she said she puked out her lunch. Strudel dug the eyes of the lizard out [who knows if it was already dead by then], and chewed up the lizard. the intestines spilled out of the lizard in a blackish form. and kind Strudel left the lizard head on the kitchen floor for Mother Ang to clear up, cos none of us would ever go near that decapitated lizard head. to make things worse, the lizard was a baby. *shudders*
this is Strudel, my gay lizard-murderer.on a lighter note, Lu Ting finally gave me my long-awaited autograph frm my lovely, cutie-pie wonderfully sensitive.....
.
.
.
.
.
RAO ZI JIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OMGOODNESS *hyperventilates*at first i didnt know why there were so many WOOHOOs but then i found out that's his catchphrase. dont ask me abt that Happy Birthday thing, i guess Lu Ting asked him to write it. i was expecting some small scrawny piece of ppr, but i didnt know he gave me whole A4 ppr! AND AND AND his signature is daaaaaaaaaamn nice ok! looks so professional, haha.
HA, frm the way i'm gushing it's like i got an autograph frm Jay Chou or something. -_-"
after much analysis of his handwriting, i can tell that he is sensitive and conscientious [despite retaining for who knows how many yrs], PLUS he uses the same colour pen as me WAHAHA.
i've nvr understood why ppl like to use blue-coloured pens, man. it just doesnt seem as professional as black pens. blue ballpoint pens are even worse, dont get me started.
anyway, back to RAO ZI JIE, his msg seems like he is a cheerful and friendly person. although he thanked me for my support, i didnt even vote once for him.
cos who knew he'd be out sia! i thought that bloody Benjamin would be out, BAH.
ok enough of RAO ZI JIE, although i shall be dreaming of him tonight, haha.
Zi Bi is getting more and more entertaining each day. he being a teacher is really a waste, he should go and be a stand-up comedian or something. except for his act he would call it a "speech", but actually ppl go there to watch stand-up comedy. :s he should go and do stand-up comedy with Tam! OMG, that's classic man.
Tam seems to be in a bad mood nowadays, heh. luckily there are computers to hide behind during maths. spent half of maths playing with the camera on Han Lim's phone, taking random photos and calling them "artistic". HA!
i have already started to plan what i'm gonna do after promos, and promos havent even started yet. the post-promo timetable is really damn shitty, we collect our overall promo results on 23rd October. look at the top right hand corner of the screen, under my profile. what do you see?
it's either gonna be a very happy birthday or a very miserable birthday for me. :(
anyway.
things to do after promos:
- go to Sentosa with Lucie and gang.
- use that Cleo shopping card at Bugis. 20% off!
- train stamina for trainings after promos. somehow when i think of soccer trainings after promos i think of the dragonboat initiation, or dragonboat trainings. run 10 rounds, do wheelbarrows, push-ups, blah blah whatever other strenuous torture that dragonboaters do.
- finally pierce my 10th earhole.
- buy birthday presents for the October babies.
- meet up with the Berd to give him his super belated birthday present.
- meet up with Oei oei. preferably SUSHI!!!! :DDDDDDDD
ok that's quite little. but i'm sure i'll come up with more.
meanwhile, promos are irritating the shit out of me. but i guess, nothing can be more irritating than PW
. GAWD.6:46 PM